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jimllpaintit:

Dear Jim,

Please paint me Paul Daniels, who is dressed in Debbie McGee’s stage clothing, morosely barbecuing a large solitary sausage and two brown balls whilst llamas in mariachi costumes serenade him. This is taking place on board the Star Ship Voyager, the replicator of which is malfunctioning and spewing out an unreasonable quantity of Flumps. Wizbit should also be present, attempting to hang himself but failing on account of his triangular shape. The sausage should bear a resemblance to David Dickinson.

Thanks,

Alan Ubis

Mariachi Llamas T-shirt available here

brooklynstoopbooks:

preparation

(Clinton st at degraw)

morrisseytattoos:

I always knew deep down that my first tattoo would be a Morrissey tattoo. 

yourlogoisnothardcore:

Your Swedish hackerspace is not hardcore.

theworstroom:

Upper East Side, Manhattan. $1600.00

“My roommate and I are both 5’4” and don’t even notice the ceilings, but my boyfriend who is 6’ sometimes has to watch his head.”

A BLOG ABOUT TRYING TO FIND AFFORDABLE HOUSING IN NEW YORK CITY

(Source: theworstroom)

whitemenwearinggoogleglass:

https://twitter.com/evrhet/status/330503865269108737

brandingtheuspresidents:

First President: George Washington 1732-1799

moviesincolor:

Wes Anderson Week
Fantastic Mr. Fox, 2009
Cinematography: Tristan Oliver

(Source: moviesincolor)

Male Models + Cats

(Source: deshommesetdeschatons)

timeshaiku:

A haiku from the article: Snow Leopards at the Zoo

New York Times Haikus